None of my followers were alive in 1995 so they don’t care about the Power Rangers movie. How do I reach my target audience of emotionally stunted children on the cusp of young adulthood?
I’ve accomplished nothing on tumblr if after 4 years I still have no followers who can wax intellectual about Power Rangers.
Remember how Aisha got written off Power Rangers by going on a quest to an African village and getting attacked by a lion, then was so #movedbythespirit that she gave up being a Power Ranger to stay in the village on some Nation of Islam Back-to-Africa?
have u finished those errands?
In case you hadn’t heard, I once had a myspace friend with a trust fund give me two floor-level tickets to the Spice Girls reunion tour, no strings attached; don’t be deterred by the outliers who don’t believe in the holy bonds of internet friendship.
Anonymous said: What are you preferred gender pronouns?
You shouldn’t be addressing or referring to me at all.
So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.
Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!
The parallels between Holes and Kill Bill: Vol 2 are striking. But there can only be one classic. And it’s Holes.
It’s 8:30 on a Friday night—I should watch Holes, right?