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Why would anyone want a penis to be the first thing they ever put inside their vagina? What if that penis is attached to some gross nerd who’s psyched because they think they know your body better than you do? The Talk should conclude with the parent giving their child a dildo. Maybe that would put an end to the creepy, fifteen-year-old, Telly from Kids ass notion that ~it’s supposed to hurt~ or else ~you’re not a virgin~ and ~virgins are yours forever~. Once you’ve figured out that your vagina can bite off dicks then you’re ready to be a practicing heterosexual/kill gross dudes.

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